Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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