Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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