Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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