I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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