It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Congratulations! We have a period
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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