a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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