love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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