I don't think brook has ever known best
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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