And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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