Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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