Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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