O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
There r osticjed everywhere
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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