if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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