Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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