i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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