what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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