Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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