I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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