no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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