just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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