Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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