at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
