you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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