Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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