Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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