they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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