am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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