Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
