I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
