NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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