I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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