you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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