Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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