belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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