Are we in a gay sports bar?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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