Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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