The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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