North Korea, Best Korea!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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