also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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