do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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