ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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