She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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