sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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