Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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