Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
dude. I can hear the air.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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