Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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