My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I think I just sharted jello shots
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
