I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
