he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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