In the future we'll all be gay
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i believe in u and ur pee
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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