so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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