i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
