Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
COCAINE IS GR8
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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